Let’s reflect on how awesome 2015 was in music.

2015 was a big year full of instant classics, major flops, comebacks and surprises and equal parts, “YASSSS” and “CAN’T.”

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This is something I’ve done annually since I had an active MySpace account; this is my personal take on the music that consumed my ears for all of 2015. Enjoy!
Favorite ALBUMS of the year [in no particular order]:

Paolo Nutini – “Caustic Love”
Tame Impala – “Currents”
Jamie XX – “In Colour”
Kendrick Lamar – “To Pimp a Butterfly”
Future – “DS2”
Lianne las Havas – “Blood”
“Straight Outta Compton” OST
Alabama Shakes – “Sound and Color”
Travis Scott – “Rodeo”
Leon Bridges – “Coming Home”
Gary Clark Jr. – “The Story of Sonny Boy Slim”
Scarface – “Deeply Rooted”
Vince Staples – “Summertime ’06”
Adele – “25”
Ratatat – “Magnifique”
Grimes – “Art Angels”
Shamir – “Rachet”
“Hamilton” Original Broadway Cast Recording
Erykah Badu – “But You Caint Use My Phone”
The Internet – “Ego Death”
Drake – “If You’re Reading This It’s Too Late”
FKA Twigs – “M3LL155X EP”

ALBUMS that deserve honorable mention:

Jack Ü – “Skrillex and Diplo Present Jack Ü”
THUNDERCAT – “The Beyond/Where The Giants Roam”
Future and Drake – “What A Time To Be Alive”
Miguel – “WildHeart”
Big Sean – “Dark Sky Paradise”
Meek Mill – “Dreams Worth More Than Money”
“Inherent Vice” OST
“Southpaw” OST
Beach House – “Depression Cherry”
Chvrches – “Every Open Eye”

Favorite SONGS of the year [in no particular order]:
Thundercat – “Them Changes”
PHONY PPL – “Why iii Love The Moon”
Ibeyi – “River”
Big Sean feat. Drake & Kanye West – “Blessings”
Future – “F**K Up Some Commas” and “Slave Master”
Rich Homie Quan – “Flex (Ooh, Ooh, Ooh)”
Missy Elliott feat. Pharrell Williams – “WTF (Where They From)”

Jidenna – “Classic Man”
The Weeknd – “The Hills”
Lianne las Havas – “Good Goodbye” “Green and Gold” and “Unstoppable”
Hamilton Broadway Cast Recording feat. Leslie Odom, Jr. – “Wait For It”
D.R.A.M. – “Cha Cha”

Action Bronson feat. Chance the Rapper – “Baby Blue”
Omarion feat. Chris Brown and Jhené Aiko – “Post to Be”
Dej Loaf – “Back up off Me”
Major Lazer and DJ Snake feat. Mø – “Lean On”

Shamir – “Summer Demon”
Alessia Cara – “Here”
Elle King – “Ex’s & Oh’s”
Rihanna – “BBHMM”
Alabama Shakes – “Don’t Wanna Fight”
Drake – “Hotline Bling”
Tame Impala, “Let It Happen” and “Eventually”
Kendrick Lamar – “Alright”
Hot Chip – “Huarache Lights”
Prince – “Baltimore”
Jamie xx feat. Young Thug & Popcaan – “I Know There’s Gonna Be (Good Times)”
Adele – “Million Years Ago”
K. Flay – “CAN’T SLEEP”
dePresno – “Forever”
Beirut – “NO NO NO”


Beck – “Dreams”
Chuck Inglish feat. Chance The Rapper with Macie Stewart – “GLAM”
Kid Ink feat. Dej Loaf – “Be Real”
The Chicago Kid feat. Chance the Rapper and Buddy – “Church”
Tuxedo – “Number One”
Lion Babe – “Jump Hi”

Favorite GUILTY PLEASURES of the year [in no particular order]:
Justin Beiber – “Purpose”

Justin_Bieber_-_Purpose_(Official_Album_Cover)OST – “50 Shades of Grey”
Snoop Dogg – “Bush”
Post Malone – “White Iverson”
Lil’ Dicky – “Professional Rapper”
Lana Del Rey – “Honeymoon”
Nicki Minaj feat. Drake and Lil Wayne – “Truffle Butter”
Rae Sremmurd – “This Could Be Us”
Hailee Steinfeld – “Love Myself”
All things Fetty Wap
OMI – “Cheerleader”
Demi Lovato – “Cool for the Summer”

Fifth Harmony feat. Kid Ink – “Worth It”
Jeremih – “Planes”
Future and Drake – “Teams”

Favorite LIVE ACTS of the year:
-Gary Clark Jr. at FPSF
-Dropkick Murphys at FPSF
-Brand New at House of Blues Houston

-Ryan Adams and Johnny Depp playing guitar. Live. Together. *Swoon*
-FKA Twigs and Robert Pattinson’s engagement! Congrats to the beautiful Brits!
-Queen Britney Sears is BACK and SLAYING Vegas
-Justin Beiber debuts Kate Gosling hairstyle, cries on stage, makes an ass of himself in many interviews to come, talks about Selena Gomez in innuendos, drops AMAZING album and has me confused because now I think I’m a Beliber?
-“Why you lying” Memes and Vines

-“Golden Girls” theme song parody
-Lil’ Mama memes


-“Hotline Bling” memes and videos as well as covers, especially Erykah Badu’s “Tyrone” clashing cover
-Russian president Putin receiving “prank calls” from Elton John, turned civil diplomatic discussion
-Katy Perry’s halftime performance, the return of Missy and the introduction of “Left Shark”


-Solange named the official DJ of the Academy Awards Governors Ball Vanity Fair After Party
-Taraj P Henson, Mary J Blige and Kerry Washington’s commercial












Coerced Drama:

-Nicki Minaj’s “What’s Good?” and neck roll to Miley Cyrus and her stutter recoil


-50 Cent found bankrupt, finally charged for revenge porn
-The success of the Broadway cast of Hamilton
-The internet v Iggy Azela
-The comebacks of Missy Elliott, Adele and Janet Jackson
-Ariana Grande’s death in Scream Queens
-The success of The Wiz Live and the glorious memes about it all
-New music from Death Cab for Cutie, Foals, Florence and the Machine: they didn’t make favorites for me this year, but it lovely to hear from them

THE WIZ LIVE! -- Season: 2015 -- Pictured: (l-r) David Alan Grier as Lion, Shanice Williams as Dorothy, Ne-Yo as Tinman, Elijah Kelly as Scarecrow -- (Photo by: Kwaku Alston/NBC)

-Pretty much every music skit on Jimmy Fallon’s late night show
-Prince joined Instagram
-Amber Rose’s “Slut Walk” and forgiving of Wiz Khalifa
-MIA’s video in support of Syrian refugees

-The Bad Boys Reunion at the BET Awards
-Beyonce’s Made in America performance
-Beck praising Kanye West, calling him a genius, despite the rapper dissing him


-Taylor Swift, her “squad,” her fans, her opinions, her constant need of attention, her everything
-Madonna and her Madonna ways, ie kissing Drake at Coachella, performing NYFW, and just her general existence
-Dropping albums sans promo a la Beyoncé. She did it first and best, everyone else quit.
-50 cents homophobic beef with the content of the show “Empire” versus his own, “Power” as well as Vivica A Fox trying it
-Sia’s wig
-Danity Kane rejects still trying to be relevant
-Waiting on Frank Ocean’s follow up to “Channel Orange.” It is now July 150th and counting…
-Waiting on Riri’s album as well *eye roll*
-Kanye for President 2020


Future and his incessant commentary on his past relationship with Ciara, turned attacks on Russell Wilson


I cannot roll my eyes enough at this situation. Future, you fucked up. Period. You cannot catch a case when a woman you cheated on eventually moves on (and upgrades for that matter). What happened between y’all [should be] is private; when you insist on constantly bringing it up, and now the public has something to say about it all, again, you CANNOT catch a case. What Ciara and Russell Wilson decided to do [or not do] is [SHOULD BE] private. You dropped a fire album on your own and another with company by way of Drake– don’t make unnecessary publicity for yourself. Furthermore, do not create situations that will allow f’bois, like yourself, to add and give unwanted opinions. You are all salty and need some sugar in your life, sugar you let go.

Meek Mill vs. Drake


Dear Meek Feels–
I’m sorry, Freudian slip. Meek Mill.
WTF were you thinking?! I get it- sure Drake seems like an easy target, he has all the negatives working against him in an industry and genre that glorifies “being hard” and “gangster.” He’s a former child actor in which his character was in a wheelchair, he’s Canadian, he’s half white and a huge momma’s boy to his Jewish mother, he’s a total goofball and openly admits his sensitivities and vulnerabilities as a human being and musician- it should be easy to take him down, right?

WRONG. And how wrong you were… Drake is not just a rapper, he is an entity. A cross-cultural, global brand, adored world-wide by the likes of the young and old, black, white, yellow and purple. Any attempt to dethrone him, good or bad, was a risk – and not a well calculated one as you now have learned, because falling/failing to Drake means international embarrassment. Middle-aged Caucasian weather men are taking jabs at you. You, or rather your dead career, was a Halloween costume this year. Who did this? You did this to yourself.

The internet is ruthless, and I enjoyed every minute of it. I just want to know why- and not the varied reasons I’ve read all over the internet, but the REAL reasons why; especially considering you yourself had a solid album reach the charts earlier in the year FEATURING a track with Drake (that hits in my opinion) and are dating/engaged/whatever TF y’all are KWEEN Nicki Minaj. If you thought this stunt would give you gain in some traction in your career, now I have to ask, was it worth it? The back and forth between yourself and Drake, though entertaining as an unaffected third party, was equally cringe-worthy. You literally “got bodied by a singing nigga” with numerous memes about him being a basketball wife/fan girl to professional athletes… I’m shaking my head while writing this. Do better, or rather CHOOSE better. Next time, please don’t go after one of the biggest, most relevant stars in the world right now- and should you willingly take such a risk, you’ve got to come correct- far more than the diss tracks we heard from you this summer.

Confused and Humored

PS. “Back 2 Back” is now Grammy nominated. Insult to injury.

Tyga and Kylie Jenner
Now, I don’t want to devote too much time to this monstrosity, but I can’t review 2015 without my formal non-shipment of the Tyga-Kylie affair. That shit is disgusting and was illegal for quite some time. Period. Khloe, Kris and the rest of those talent-less, annoying, culturally appropriating ass hussies can get mad, sad or glad at Amber Rose, Blac Chyna, etc etc. but the truth of the matter is, it’s wrong- whether or not she knows it yet, whether or not she’ll ever publicly admit it in the future- it’s ALL wrong. Maybe she’ll confess her regrets on TV just like her hypocritical ass big sis, Khloe one day… *takes sip of tea*

We all know what this is about. Yes, Tidal needs some streamlining and work but the attacks on the idea are just haters hoping Jay-Z will fail. The reviews of Tidal are SO extra, as if Tidal is responsible for all wars and childhood cancer. Calm down. I’m sure Tidal will find its stride in time.


Why are the James Bond theme son gs always so lack-luster?
[Go to urbandictionary.com if this acronym went over your head] From Alicia Keys and Jack White to Adele to Thom Yorke, the title song to the never ending additions to the Bond movies never evoke the sleek, cool, action-packed, exciting, unrealistic, awe-inspiring notions, the iconic films are suppose to give.

Robert Kelly, “R. Kelly”
Sigh. Despite my better feminist judgement, I can’t help but love the music you graced us with throughout the 90’s and 2000s. That said, I am fully cognizant of the human garbage that you are, and you need to do the same. As a celebrity, an acclimated one at that with a career spanning decades now, you should be well aware that some things just stick to your reputation and will be forever associated with your name. As a celebrity, who has been to trial for sex acts with minors and more, please be aware that these things just stick to your reputation and will be forever associated with your name- AS THEY SHOULD. You are not allowed to feel some type of way because quite a few people are disgusted by your past actions. You are not allowed to throw fits when someone brings up your past and dismiss it as such, because it will forever be present in the minds of those effected by it- directly and indirectly. You will never fully regain the favor of the general public, period. You made your bed (and filmed it and peed in it as well as conducted other actions…) now lie in it.


-BB King
-A$AP Yams
-Bobbi Kristina (Whitney Houston’s Daughter)
-Leslie Gore
-Scott Weiland of Stone Temple Pilots
-Lemmy Kilmister of Motorhead
-Love in the form of Gavin Rosdale and Gwen Stefani
-Blink 182 officially breaks up
-Beastie Boys officially break up
and so many more…

Tell me, bees- what were YOUR favorites of the year?

Websites and Magazines I like: Pitchfork, Spin Magazine, Hood Internet, Paste Magazine, GQ, Nylon, Rolling Stone, Esquire, Daff Piff, kick ass torrents, beemp3, youtube-to-mp3 converter, numerous tumblr music blogs